Hi! So, however you got here, I'd like to welcome you to my DA page! I am a horrible drawer, so this account of mine will be littered with crappy photomainps and writing. So..em..yea. i'm not interesting at all.
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Other peeps I know from RL:
Regular lions say ROAARR. Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU. Sad lions say roooaaar. Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN!
Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda.
I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.
The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important; school however, is another matter.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us.
Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you.
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.
If you know me, chances are you hate me.
Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through.
The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break.
Anyone can be called a father, but only some can be a dad.
Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I'm happy...because it takes one smile to cover up a million tears.
If the heart is one of the strongest muscles, why is it so easy to break?
Friends are like butt cheeks, shit may come between them, but they always stick together.
I like the idea of karma; you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it.
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.
Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
My favourite word is sarcasm.
Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again
A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that.
I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.
When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?
Current Residence: Home (friggin stalker people)
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Women's XS or S
Favourite genre of music: Pop or country-pop. (Like nickleback!!)
Favourite photographer: My mom
Favourite style of art: Manipulations
Operating System: Windows 7 Pro
MP3 player of choice: My itouch
Favourite cartoon character: Luigi
Personal Quote: "Wait, what?"
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